Smells like Shit

           

        Not just once, I am not lucky enough for that, but twice yesterday I had a real shitty time. If I thought I understood what a shitty day was I was corrected last night.

        My 2 year old son had just left to his Dad's house for the weekend and it was suppose to be a relaxing evening before I had to work my graveyard shift at the Restaurant.

           My 12 year old daughter, my boy friend and myself sat down for a wonderful sushi dinner, which I had been craving for days when shit hit the fan. "Literally".

            The 3 of us eating a peaceful dinner suddenly hear weird noises coming from another room in our house. Mary Jane (my Daughter) giggles like a 12 year old school girl at my expression. The noise was a strange sound and I had to have a silly look on my face. It was a recognizable one too and my mind jumps instantly to something my brother would say in this instance.

          "Violent, foaming butt piss!"

           You know the sound I am talking about. The bubble guts, the rumbling and gurgling inside your stomach. It sounded horrible and I knew right away after hearing the internal volcano about to erupt that I didn't want to really know, I just wanted to finish our yummy dinner without any issues.

          My bathroom threw up everywhere. I had shit on the ceiling, coming up out of every drain and leaking out into the hallway. I will tell you this, we all wrapped up dinner quick after that. What a way to ruin a great meal like sushi.

          About an hour later after going to Walmart to buy cleaning supplies, cleaning up the mess and deciding not to bother our 83 year old landlord till morning I head to bed for a nap before work.

           I sleep for a couple of hours and wake up running a little behind schedule, but I never run to far behind I just have to make up a little ground. I head to the shower to find that we had a instant replay of earlier. Shit was everywhere yet again. OMG!!!

           Feeling a little guilty, but not at all envious of my boyfriends evening activities I head to work. I have a long night at work and can't afford to be late tonight so I kiss everyone good night and leave them to the exact mess we just cleaned up only hours before.

           "I love you guys, see you in the morning, and try to have a great night."

Lol!!!!!!! =)

Alright not funny, but I couldn't resist.